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*SPECIAL EDITION* SHOWER THOUGHT MASHUP: JON JONES VS BROCK LESNAR

JUST THINK ABOUT IT...


Interim Light Heavyweight *cough* cheat? I mean.. Champion? Jon "Bones" Jones (22-1)

Let's see.. what can I say about Jon Jones right now that the fans haven't heard yet? Hmm. Probably nothing. BUT given that he is seriously one of the best fighters in the world, it really makes me feel some type of way. I'm gonna be honest here, we have heard a lot of excuses from Jon Jones before and the things that he has done. He felt since he is the best he can get away with anything; not this time, though.


Deep down I really had a feeling that Daniel Cormier was going to dominate Jones in the fight at UFC 200 REGARDLESS of the fanbase from Jones. I really felt what DC was trying to accomplish during his road towards redemption.


#2 Ranked Estrogen-Blocker Failure aka Brock Lesnar (6-3)

My first question is WHY? I mean clearly, we can see you now Brock.


2 tests? Failed?


Were you that SCARED? NERVOUS?


I mean.. going against someone like Mark Hunt, let's keep it real. I wouldn't want to get knocked out by him either. But this is starting to become a little silly. Brock is clearly Hulk status. I'm sure his fans get intimidated standing next to him for a picture I mean come on. Maybe all the daydreams Lesnar has seen himself back inside the cage was a nightmare he wanted to face. Some battle demons if you will.


The striking is there, surprisingly more grappling too but come on, he knew he was going to get knocked out because otherwise

WHY WOULD HE CHEAT? lol.

SO WHAT DO I THINK ABOUT ALL OF THIS?!?


So let's say that Jones was caught with peds during this fight against Brock. He would have to do even EXTRA to out-weight the stealth of 265 lbs.. the Superfight will be of pure rage. Game Of Thrones status, possibly. It will be a war of the one who is the most dominant of them all.


There will be a lot of RAWRing here and there I am sure. Maybe a good amount of chest-pounding.. crawling around inside the Octagon like animals to prove "Who's turf is this? THIS IS MY TURF" kind of thing. Maybe mixed in with a little Jets vs the Sharks like in Westside Story if you have a little imagination.

This matchup makes so much sense to me just like the substances they used as well as the lies they have told. What they have done to the sport of MMA let alone makes me feel bummed because there are REAL fighters right now in the sport trying to make a name for themselves as these 2 chumps get it a little easy. Well, not this time. NOT TODAY SATAN.


I suppose we well just have to see the 205lb go against the 265lb and see the magic happen because in the end no matter who gets their hand raised they BOTH lose.


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